High conversation while playing talk show
  • Me as Ellen: So, do you like Hanna Montana?"
  • Her as Octomom: "I fucked Hanna Montana"

Happy Fathers Day ♥


bigbadbabely:

Oblongs <3

(Source: stsstuff)


peacake:

kawaiicaptainanime:

preservedcucumbers:

There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

I forgot about how good raw honey was until this moment

yes to all of this except if it crystallizes THAT is when honey can go bad. so don’t let it get like that, yo.

what
massacre
happens to my son
between
him
living within my skin
drinking my cells
my water
my organs
and
his soft psyche turning cruel.
does he not remember
he
is half woman.
from, nayyirah waheed (via yasodhara)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed)


methcastle:

Go ahead and think we’re the only intelligent life out there. You go right ahead.

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

powerburial:

things to remember:

  • nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
  • because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
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